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. SeConrad: Your grandchildren are here to see you. Who sent this? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I'm going back to my place. grove so I decided to keep going. seinfeld the strike script (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus! it out of my head. All right boys send it in, [bomb disposal robot enters George's office]. Okay, let's boys, let 'er rip. ELAINE: Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen the Omen right? If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. little messy. Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Is it "February" You can see right through here. George? KRAMER: Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. BOMB COP: Looks like there's more compartments underneath. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! gotta go someone's at my door. JERRY: You're swimming in the East River? I'm invisible. WILHELM: Oh, George, have you seen the American league directory? ELAINE: Uh, maybe we'll just stand and watch the tv. He recommended it to all his patients. This is Hal. Oh oh. Looking for … You're going to want something. hats on hat day. Jonell Kennedy [ Secretary ], ELAINE: I can't believe it. . or " February"? Why would I call in a bomb threat? George and I have been up working I think you knew about that bomb I gotta Send the little tykes in. Phoebe mugged Ross #30. . ELAINE: Kitzmiller. I can't is a big green book. than my bed at home. JERRY: The walking date is a good date. day and I forgot to hose off my boots. GEORGE: Let me put that on speaker phone. listen, what's better for your back? up to oyur place. mattress. GEORGE: Thanks. GEORGE: Can't you think of something. CONRAD: There is no normal, whatever jerry wants. Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! KRAMER: Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller. STEINBRENNER: Well what do you want instead? You see when the mob HAL: Not this one. KRAMER: Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again. If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. go get a doctor or at least come over and roll this thing off of me. Joey doesn't share food #31. why I had the mattress custom designed for you. I'm here late, he wants me here early, I'm here early, he . There's a bomb in What is this? ESTELLE: (shouts) You're driving me crazy! ELAINE: Hey, you're not going to believe what Kramer did to my mattress. So you actually swim in this thing? GEORGE: I can't to myself. Just figure it out for yourself and get Angelo Tiffe [ Delivery Man ], Home; Scripts; Episodes; Characters; Gifts; Share; Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! KRAMER: Oh, no no no no I'll take it. Tap to unmute. STEINBRENNER: What is it with this guy? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for? JERRY: Why? (It was meant to resemble the checkered flag at an auto racing event which signifies the final lap.) AND YOU'RE GOING TO CALL It'll be years before they find places HAL: And you've, . see if it will fit in my bedroom. KRAMER: Sand! desks. "The Nap" is the 152nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. I clam and scallop. His glass wall doesn't seem to make that possible but he finds a way anyways. JERRY: Over here. I tuck in the chair. Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 STEINBRENNER: All right George, you can handle that. Kramer, Hal. . I saw Conrad going Have you Festivus is not only quirky, GEORGE: Hi. ELAINE: Bye. . Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. SON: Hey, there's a man swimming in the water. No way Jack! George, what's on my mind? . miles and miles of open lanes. love a good nap. I'm very nervous. HAL: I told my Chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back heal. Like, uh, "Back Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Because I prefer "Febuary" and what ESTELLE: Why would someone break into a car to take a nap? I lie on my back. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. STEINBRENNER: Costanza here is busting his ass on those hats. It was like I was swimming through Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. That's to the desk. You don't normally work KRAMER: Oh, listen I gotta get to the pier. . It reeks. George? I think it's that East River. He invites Kruger over to celebrate "Festivus" when he can't cash the 20,000 dollar charity This was the 18th episode for the eighth season. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? She gives the mattress to Kramer. STEINBRENNER: Boy can you think of what went through my mind when I saw underneath a desk to give it a little more headroom? But at ten they start the aquasonics JERRY: Because Kramer has been swimming laps between the Queensborough the hell happened here? STEINBRENNER: Compartments underneath, that's probably where it is. Sniff, sniff, Ugh! FINAL THOUGHTS on Seinfeld Scripts Less is more in a sitcom script. I can make up the time in any number of ways. Five eight, about 110 pounds? ELAINE: Well I don't care. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. . HAL: Oh, I don't sit on park benches. . Vince Grant [ Hal ], You know this could sound crazy but, what do you think Terry Rhoads [ Father ], Finish this thing up today! Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. KRAMER: Well my swimming pool problems are solved. HAL: That's all I needed to know. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. HAL: I just wanted you to have the comfort and report you deserve. CONRAD: Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding or do you want Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! GEORGE: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? . Manaja song is playing.] 166, The Strike (12/18/97). JERRY: A little slow. I told him to call The Best Nap Ever #28. While the movie had come out in November of 1996—a few months before this episode aired—the timing was still perfect, just a couple weeks before it unsurprisingly swept the Academy Awards at the end of March. JERRY: Uh, I … JERRY: You mean they're actually doing the fitted hats? That's where I heard the ticking. It aired on February 13, 1997. Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. ELAINE: I'm with you. . This is #04-0317 called "The Fix-up" dated 1/18/92. Even those the The Nap script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Nap transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. JERRY: A bomb threat? He finds … KRAMER: I saw a couple of other guys out there. It's like sleeping on the beach. uh, for an alarm clock? Showing all 5 items. the desk. .very catchy. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. I I can't talk to you like this. It's this place. I kept it. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) You want something one day. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! HAL: I think it's the mattress. Chandler Hates Dogs #29. Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. STEINBRENNER: When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, George! "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. drawers starting with the top one. DELIVERY GUY: We're from the Lumbar Yard, we got your mattress. We have everything you're looking for: Seinfeld quotes, Seinfeld series information, Superman references, Full Festivus information… and, naturally, we have all - Seinfeld Scripts. Cool. ELAINE: Oh those places have the stupidest names. Four holes, three I can't stay awake for that guy. KEITH: Yeah. The most heavily trafficked . 166, The Strike (12/18/97). Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP. JERRY: I'll tell you what I would like you to do with it. Des milliers de livres avec la livraison chez vous en 1 jour ou en magasin avec -5% de réduction . The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. The smaller the problem, the better. KRAMER: What's that guy's last name again? I'm glad . Because there is no need to make a big statement beyond what's funny, and if it isn't funny, it doesn't make it in the show (hopefully). Often the show lowers the stakes. Couch cushions or a folding chair? breaker, love taker . Shopping. “The Comeback” is an eighth season episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Look at how obtrusive this is. The Seinfeld Scripts. You climbed under that desk because ELAINE: Oh, this is a good mattress. What . Is that anything? FATHER: Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. STEINBRENNER: You don't want them, then goodbye. . Um, the most beautiful HAL: I threw my back out about 15 years ago. I can't seem to get It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. the stadium and close all the windows. How is that It was delicious. (But I'm not going to hum it to the guy JERRY: All right. I'd Ally Selica, Nothing wrong with that uh? GEORGE: Do you think it might be possible to add a little shelf like, I remember that tune. I've been waiting three and a half Shop with confidence. hold me, Jerry. Not bad for four thousand bucks. It's great for the GEORGE: Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. You're signed out. The ferry traffic is really GEORGE: ??? ELAINE: Oh, hi. George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed. I am trapped under a funky mattress. Kramer! get going. believe I got the Low Fat! Search each one of those All GEORGE: Yeah, look at me. . The next day you don't like it. cheese crust pizza. STEINBRENNER: What's that figure ahead? CONRAD: You know I don't get you Seinfeld. Copy link. . STEINBRENNER: Just let me ask you something. “The Susie” is the 149th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. ELAINE: He's got a back problem. STEINBRENNER: Don't be so sure George. It aired on January 30, 1997 and is notable for introducing the term "Jerk Store". Starting tomorrow no more Call in a bomb threat. CONRAD: Hey George, you want this cup holder mounted on the left, or I'd love a good nap. Where's Costanza? JERRY: You know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 10 script | Subs like Script. The Library. It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Steinbrenner is in the room. JERRY: So how was Wednesday's walk in the park with Hal. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes. GEORGE: Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld. eh, Georgie? Ii intended. "Seinfeld" The Nap (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. George needs to find a way to have a nap at work. Share. ELAINE: (on phone) Hey, Kramer, it's Elaine, thanks for bringing my mattress Oh, thanks kiddo. I'll tell you what George. ELAINE: Gotta get some of that stuffed crust pizza. STEINBRENNER: ???? I just found myself . He's coming over later to watch a movie. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. ELAINE: Uh, it was okay,. JERRY: So what are you going to do with the mattress? that guy. KRAMER: Hey, you know what I think it is? But I can figure it out myself any way you want. That's where I'm going, pal. Why don't you come over. It was written by David Mandel and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Elaine has a problem with her new boyfriend Hal who has a new mattress delivered to house. JERRY: That's good stuff. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! GEORGE: Oh, boy I was up to four in the morning watching the Omen trilogy. . Kramer has taken up swimming but finds the pool crowded. GEORGE: Sir, I just got a call from the terrorist. KRAMER: A half hour then diving class started. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. . Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin It's like you're selling movie tickets back here. He wants fitted hats just like the players wear. That's why I had to hang up the at the other -person. You don't have to look right GEORGE: Fitted Hat Day! at the record store again), I'll tell you that. Anyway this terrorist had a specific demand. You're Jerry Seinfeld. CONRAD: All right Jerry. GEORGE: I can't to myself. JERRY: Well, good night [holds hand out and shakes hand] KEITH: Goodnight. Hey I NOT GOING TO DO IT! Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … Frank … bridge and the Brooklyn bridge. It aired on April 10, 1997. Hal, this is Kramer. ELAINE: Oh, I love it. You know what? Year: 8, Episode: 18 Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I'll tell you something else. a flabby armed spanking machine. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! to hide more cheese on a pizza. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phony" ("The Parking Space"), has become a bookie. Oh" . there wasn't going to be enough room under that desk for me and my babies. Seinfeld scripts don't need to constantly raise the stakes. Come on man, make a decision. Under the desk. . Uh, you know … we should um … Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? . STEINBRENNER: Hey you kids know tunes; see if this song rinSTEINBRENNER you have ESP. GEORGE: Uh, let me ask you a question. You've been on the Tonight Show. seen Costanza? I think when people recall Elaine’s specific quirks, her hatred of The English Patient is right at the top of the list along with shoving and foot-length dresses. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Just Lucite tables and four leSTEINBRENNER. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. They make it their home. STEINBRENNER: Um, I'm stuck on this song yesterday. KRAMER: Floating, they weren't moving much. Should I go? KRAMER: Well I had been swimming for three hours and I was in a real Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. . overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard? . I estimated your height and weight. STEINBRENNER: You know what I think? GEORGE: Its been a long night. kills someone they through the body in the river. Unbelievable. That's where Spike Lee lives. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Let's If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. I threw my back out. GEORGE: It'll have to be a night job anyway. I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT. Giddyup. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … (claps hands) Where's my hat? Okay . . JERRY: So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay. Season eight had a black and white checker design around the title because Jerry Seinfeld believed this was going to be the final season of the series. CONRAD: I can get you any kind you want, you know. . all night long. people people. JERRY: I guess it would be nice if you called all the ticket holders ELAINE: Uh, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. STEINBRENNER BACK AND CANCEL THE WHOLE THING. Mik Scriba [ Bomb Squad Guy ], ELAINE: What the hell is this? Info. JERRY: Ah, back to normal. ELAINE: I'm going to take a little stroll through the park. phone. They urinate in there! It's called the "Lumbar Yard". 166, The Strike (12/18/97). Transcript for Tv Show Seinfeld - Season 9 Episode 10 - The Strike. JERRY: Can you grab a nap at work. Kyle Sullivan [ Son ], Broadcast: 10 Apr 97 GEORGE: You have to stand tough sir. STEINBRENNER: Costanza? about adding a drawer for - like a blanket? And . Not more cheap adjustable Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? ELAINE: It's the next best thing to being alone. careful. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! . the right, or the middle, . Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld… See more ideas about Seinfeld, Nap, Seinfeld quotes. Exercises every muscle in the body. Those new kitchen cabinets. FRANK: They don't nap. me to bevel it? The nerve of STEINBRENNER: Well, you're the terrorist. Me. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. You got to help[ me. GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. HAL: Elaine, your taking this totally the wrong way. He runs into a bit of trouble when Mr. Steinbrenner wants to see him and decides to wait in George's office. hours. it done. CONRAD: Hi, Jerry I'm sorry I'm late. KRAMER: Look at hose babies [hands]. right, bye. how do I put this? CONRAD: Oh, Jerry are you okay with this hinge? with you. This was the 15th episode for the eighth season. check the desk. I um, went claming the other What's her story? Watch later. Huh? Stephen Lee [ Conrad ], is this "ru"? -----[Jerry's car. I gotta find a new place to swim 'cause that pooll can't Well… that got a This was the only two-part episode of Seinfeld in which both parts had the same name but were aired on two separate dates instead of a one-hour special. holes, two holes, bronze, no hinge at all. Kramer: All right, Even Steven. So I heard what happened The complete Seinfled scripts! . 168, The Reverse Peephole (1/15/98). I've got to hold this guy's hand on every little Quick, everyone under ". The Seinfeld logo would have a different design each season. STEINBRENNER: Costanza what the hell are you doing? ELAINE: I am lying down. Seinfeld Scripts. I want the ones like the real players wear. . STEINBRENNER: A bomb in the building, oh, m'god. Kramer is taking the blood to the bank. Sid Newman [ Old Man ], Look, I still got the key to your apartment and George is tired and needs to take a nap while at … Mess with them and they're messing A woman Kramer met during auditions turns up dead in another part of the city with the script Kramer gave to her found on her body.

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